Twitter is very, very dumb. I've been doing my very best to help it along over the last few days too.
Every now and again (read: at least daily, oftentimes much more often), people tweet things that I think are ripe for parody. So I parody. While your mileage may vary, I am mightily amused. And easily.
Follow @Spinoolean and @JGabarronIV. No profanity!